“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!”
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
Via Learn to follow the Wolves
crash: you go around picking up fruit and get your ass kicked by furious monsters
The legend of zelda: You are a fucking elf who turns out to not to be an elf, but yet another reencarnation of the legendary hero. Like in other games you must save the princess, which in this case is part of the legend too, and you don’t know if you are even able to bang her or not. You wander aroung a huge land full of caverns, lakes, oceans, and what not, not having a single fucking clue of where to go. Owls harrass you,fairies annoy you, the fucking moon decides he is too lazy to keep floating, once in a while you learn to play instruments. You go through time like it is your bitch, you get a better sword and it breaks until you find the best sword which you seem to lose A LOT. You fight against monsters fucking thousand times your size found in the end of a mind blowing puzzle-ful dungeon with improvised or magical items, only to defeat yet once again the evil that endangers the world. And nobody, and i mean NO-FUCKING-BODY is able to get your name right.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT’S BACK TO REAP MY SOUL
KILL IT WITH FIRE
omg
OH MY GOD
THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK
SHOOT IT
SOMETHING
GET THE FUCKING SALT!!!!!!
BURN HIS METALIC BONES
Avengers AU: Nick Fury orders “Supernanny” Coulson to take in young Clint and Natasha at the beginning of their training as SHELID agents.
(Source: phytochemical)
Via house of wolves
About me
Avenged Sevenfold, that's basically all to me. For me they are the most awesome band of all, their music is great, their members are awesome but most of all their friendship between them, and how we all are a family is what make me love them even more. I'm so proud to be part of this family.5T4S My name is Jorge. I'm 17 years old. I'm from México. In a relationship. I listen to heavy metal, because for me it is pure expression in such an awesome way. My favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold. They really rock and I love their music and how they write songs. But hearing heavy metal doesnt mean I'm what everyone thinks a metalhead is. I like to call my self one of the few gentlemen left. Im and will always be here to listen anyone who wants some one to talk to.
I am different. I am me. I am... a metal knight.
